princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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“Did you finish your homework?”

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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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teaandtardis:

ipaintyouwings:

drunktrophywife:

ankogos:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

Because men have more muscle mass, they burn about 20 percent more calories doing nothing, even at the same height, and men are on average 5 inches taller than women, which further widens the calorie burning gap. So men have to eat more.

this was about makeup 

pads and tampons aren’t that cheap either

Or bras. Those just cost way too much for just keeping my boobs up.

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