jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

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playdated:

barbie.com is like one of the only websites my school hasnt blocked and its really hilarious because everyone goes on and does barbies makeup when theyre bored and at least twice a day someone forgets to turn off their volume so you hear the music for like a second and the teacher is just so uncomfortable and confused and i love it 

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godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

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Indirectly offending a friend 

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tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

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